Jokes For Wife's Birthday

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Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

Jokes for wife's birthday. A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday but even knows what shes going to exchange it for. What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday.

Because its too hard to put them on the bottom. 3162020 Wife annoyed shouts Youve forgotten what day it is havent you. We wont discriminate in our choices of jokes.

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace. My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry with each other.

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What did the elephant want for his birthday. You can have your cake and eat it too. The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.

The largest collection of birthday one-line jokes in the world. After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts. This can only mean one thing.

5 out of 5 stars. 1292013 Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Which is why it is a good idea to glance at what weve compiled below.

Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes. For his birthday I gave my son an i Phone. Thinking along the same lines I got my wife an i Ron and thats when the fight started.

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So far weve been up for three days. A man asked his wife What would you most like for your 40th birthday She said Id love to be ten again On the morning of her birthday he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning.

I can not imagine a more beautiful wife than you 4. Whats a bees favorite day. Oh I dont know she said.

60973 Its my wifes birthday soon and shes been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the houseShell be happy to know I got the hintI got her a magazine rack. 5 for his wifes birthday. The rich man says I got her a diamond necklace and a Mercedes.

Well you can imagine her disappointment. The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk that hed like a bottle of Chanel No. A rich man and a poor man are talking when the poor man says to the rich man My wifes birthday is this week and I dont know what to get her.

522017 The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once. Oh I dont know she said. Birthday military war wife.

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Not a problem he replies. A trunk full of gifts. My daughter received an i Pod for hers and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an i Pad.

Have a llama fun. A man asked his wife What would you most like for your birthday She said Id love to be ten again. Heres to another koala-ty birthday.

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Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. A couple have not been getting along for years so the husband thinks Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Everyone gets a little fun and laughter on their birthday.

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She had a go on every ride there was. Every morning I like to remind my wife whos in charge by holding a mirror up to her face. The next year her birthday rolls around again and this.

Just give me something with diamonds Thats why Im giving her a pack of playing cards. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. July 23rd What year.

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Just give me something with diamonds. Man goes to work and confides to a colleague I think I forgot my wifes birthday.

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