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Jokes for birthday celebration. You know youre getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party. Wife annoyed shouts Youve forgotten what day it is havent you. This is me talking to the wine.

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I cant believe youre seven already - it seems like only yesterday you were six. In Celebration of my Cake Day heres a terrible joke. 1142019 Make their birthday wishes come true with birthday puns and jokes thatll crack them up.

Fewer Guests You know youre getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party. A man walks into a pub with a tiny box in one hand and a weird looking lamp in the other. Did you see the sale on birthday candles.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock. 10262020 Omar gosh its your birthday. Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

What did the elephant want for his birthday. A trunk full of gifts. Since you stayed until the end here are more jokes to give you more giggles and laughter.

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Where do you get a birthday present for your cat. Recently retired it was his dream to continue his legacy by teaching his son the art of swimming. Check out our favourite birthday jokes with these puns.

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Not a problem he replies. Here are 50 more funny jokes to celebrate National Tell a. I cant believe were already here that seems like moments ago.

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He takes a seat right at the bar orders a rum and coke and opens the little box. Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat. Mice cream and cake.

You can have your cake and eat it too. Oh well we hope you got the best jokes that you can share the next time your friend your dad and whoever has a birthday can laugh at your jokes. Why were there balloons in the bathroom.

When the candles wont fit on the cake you know youre getting old. Man goes to work and confides to a colleague I think I forgot my wifes birthday. How does the cat celebrate its birthday.

A guaranteed gift you get every birthday is another year older. Wishing you a whale of a good time on this birthday. I will never dessert you.

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Whats a bees favorite day. Were at the end. The largest collection of birthday one-line jokes in the world.

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Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people can expect money in their birthday cards. Birthdays really take the cake. How old would you be if you didnt know how old you was.

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It was a blow out. The Olympic Swimmer and his Son Michael was a famous Olympic Swimmer. His father said Son wed give you one but the mortgage on this house is 280000 and your mother just lost her job.

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Funny joke I heard from a retired dad at a birthday party. Lettuce come to your birthday party. You sure are excited that its my birthday.

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