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4172020 Choosing a birthday card is just half the battle. I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday2C but who is thinking of you today3F Me2C thats who.

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Jokes birthday greetings. Sorry I wasnt there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Congratulations brother in law funny. From a certain age birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Grandma is it exciting being 99. Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.

Happy Birthday to you. Doctor I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake. This is for the football-age.

Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre 29. And the man answers but you havent used the one I. Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese.

7960 937 votes. Its a bit extravagant I know but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket. May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day.

1142019 Give mom or dad a chuckle on their special day with these funny birthday jokes. Youre one in a melon. That was a kind thought.

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Friend I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you. But the only social norm that I dont mind is attending birthday parties. Soon you will get older and then you can laugh sneeze cough and pee at the same time.

Wishing you a whale of a good time on this birthday. I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you. Old people shouldnt eat health foods.

A trunk full of gifts. 12292018 You are heavenly and I hope your birthday is happier than paradise. On your birthday you deserve to be the.

It will match your age. 9262020 Funny birthday quotes can amuse just about anyone you know. I threw a ball for my dog.

Such a wonderful mother like you is as rare to find as a desert rose. Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome. 1252021 Funny Birthday Quotes for Her.

Your job as friend is to keep reminding them. Now you have to think of something funny to write insideWeve scoured the internet searched our own cards and trawled thousands of ideas to bring you a list of the 69 funniest things you can say inside your cardFrom the rude and offensive to the cheeky and light-hearted messages simply choose your favourite and pass it. 8292019 Belated Birthday Wishes.

Choose funny birthday quotes that most tickle your own funny bone and best reflect the recipients sense of humor. 3162020 A man gives his wive a coffin for her 70th birthday When she turns 71 she asks why didnt you get me a present. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet.

I never wrote birthday wishes for people I didnt want today I will have to make an effort and try to make birthday wishes to make your sister happy. If I wasnt 99 Id be dead. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5.

I got you Babe. But why didnt you. I wanted to get you the perfect present but I still havent found what Im looking for.

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard. You definitely cannot remain one age for seven years. 7928 210 votes.

Mice cream and cake. Feb 1 2019 - Explore Miriam Cheongs board Birthday jokes. 26 You think age is a funny thing.

Behind every great parent is a great kid. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday. I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

Smile while youve still got teeth. Well keep the real age between us. You did a grape job raisin me.

10152015 Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old. Have a crab-u-lous day.

If I tried to count up to your age today I would go hoarse. You get better with age my dearest. What did the elephant want for his birthday.

Whats a bees favorite day. I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday2C but who is thinking of you today3F Me2C thats who. Jokes birthday messages are a really uplifting.

Below are great examples of perfect funny birthday quotes for your loved ones. They need all the preservatives they can get. A word of wisdom for you on your birthday.

25 I hate most social norms so I did not get you a birthday gift. Maybe you will need their services. Im sorry my birthday wishes are belatedI honestly didnt think youd live this long.

See more ideas about birthday humor birthday jokes birthday wishes funny. For your birthday Im sending you a DVD of my favorite movie about a talking pig. Youre not 50 years old you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience.

24 In your birthday gift I have slipped a few phone numbers of beauty and skin specialists. All these funny and funny birthday greetings are to lift your spirits because we know that our boss must be happy so that there are increases in wages days off holidays. I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.

I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday but who is thinking of you today.

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