Mean Jokes For Your Best Friend

You and I are more than friends. You dont need a parachute to go skydiving you need a parachute.

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Hes your fastest but proudest friend.

Mean jokes for your best friend. He replies If you were any sort of a sexy lady the hat would lift by itself. Good friends will always come to your rescue. Sven and Ole joke do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed.

Youre so pathetic your imaginary friend hates you. - Somewhere Out There A Village I Missing An Idiot. Only enemies tell each other the truthfriends not at all.

A man is lying on the beach wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. -Youre So Fat You Dont Need The Internet You Are Already Worldwide. Hes your friend whos too quick to obey someone.

Hes your friend whos always busy on the phone. A woman passing by remarks If you were any sort of a gentleman you would lift your hat to a lady. He wants to take a nap all the time.

He loves cats too much. Best Friends One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jays leg and bit his dick since no one was around for miles Bob called a hospital and told the doctor Quick Quick I need your help my friend got bit by a snake on his penis. A big list of best friend jokes.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. But your best friend will help you move a dead body Jim Hayes You dont have to be crazy to be my friend. And the more good friends will come to you for money.

What do you like the most in me. Thats nothing my son is CEO of his company and just gave his best friend a house. 111 of them in fact.

Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond. The wife shouts - If you continue with that attitude you are going to end up with no friends. Hes your most short-tempered friend.

Real Friends - Call your parents Dad Mom Fake Friends - Never have seen you cry. I dont mean anyone anything by this. Because they want to eat.

Well see about that. Hes skinnier than anyone else you know. You are my best friend and if there were only one life jacket for two on a sinking ship I would often miss you.

He always wears iron pressed clothes. The second says. Please dont get offended.

The third says Well my son owns 3 highly profitable companies and just gave his best friend. The first says My son is so successful hes VP of his company and just gave his best friend a car. The man quickly takes out his gun and shoots his best friend killing him.

Fake Friends - Call your parents Mr. I shouldve seen the signs. Roses are Red Violets are Blue God made me pretty What the hell happened to you.

Ill train you Unknown. Roast Your Friends With These Funny Mean Jokes. Youre a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

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Its just a joke. Real Friends - Cry with you Fake Friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back Real Friends - Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. I like your sense of humor.

The one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them Unknown A good friend will help you move. - Youre So Ugly You Scared the Crap Out Of The Toilet. My pretty face or my sexy body He looked at her from head to toe and replied.

I love what youve done with your hair. Real Friends - Are the reason you have NO food. 5182020 Best friends dont have good photos together.

Hes your dorkiest friend. My deaf girlfriend cheated on me with her best friend.

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