Jokes On Birthday Wishes

The number of these candles would take one Herculean blow to put out. Sorry I wasnt there with you to mourn the loss of your youth.

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Jokes on birthday wishes. 3162020 Man goes to work and confides to a colleague I think I forgot my wifes birthday. If I wasnt 99 Id be dead. Grandma is it exciting being 99.

8302019 I wish you would always have a birthday every year it is so much fun. Keep your chin upif you can. A DEA police officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.

I hope you have a fabulous day and be sure to eat an extra slice of cake for me. Be careful too many birthdays can kill you. Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese.

Heres to a special birthday. When I was little we were so poor the only thing I got on my birthday was one year older. 522017 BIRTHDAY JOKES MESSAGES.

Write a witty yet sarcastic birthday message and make sure you have fun watching someone being embarrassed because rest assured they are going to give it back to you on your birthday. 7928 210 votes. A trunkful of presents.

Have a happy wonderful birthday even though you look as old as your age. When is your birthday. Do not be so pessimistic today.

When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older. For you the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age. What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream.

5152017 SPECIAL FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES. After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old.

Dont be grumpy that youre a year older. From a certain age birthdays are like a reverse countdown. A trunk full of gifts.

7960 937 votes. Happy birthday to someone who is almost old enough to die from the flu 79. Oh darling she replies what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.

Every year you age you age like cheese. 3112015 Here are some of the most funny birthday wishes ever dished out from old age jokes to friendly jabs. Seriously I dont know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.

Not a problem he replies. I couldnt think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card youre too boring 3. Happy Birthday to someone who doesnt quite look as old as a dried up prune yet.

Jokes and puns for birthday wishes. Mice cream and cake. You get better with age my dearest.

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Have a crab-u-lous day. Make sure to explore the rest of our Birthday quotes and Wishes by following the links below. Im sorry my birthday wishes are belatedI honestly didnt think youd live this long.

1252021 Funny Birthday Quotes for Her. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday but who is thinking of you today. Happy birthday to a person so old they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call 80.

But why didnt you. 1142019 Make their birthday wishes come true with birthday puns and jokes thatll crack them up. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.

Its a bit extravagant I know but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket. Funny Birthday Quotes Humer. I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you.

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Youre the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have sent out birthday wishes on MySpace 78. That was a kind thought.

Youre one in a melon. From the first second he had a bad attitude about him annoyed he had to. Funny 40th 50th 60th Aging Quotes Happy Birthday Wishes.

Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome. If anyone calls you old hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them. What did the elephant want for his birthday.

Hey shawty its sherbert day. Soon you will get older and then you can laugh sneeze cough and pee at the same time. Whats a bees favorite day.

A guaranteed gift you get every birthday is another year older. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday. I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

Happy Birthday to you. What did the elephant wish for on his birthday. I threw a ball for my dog.

Great for sharing on social media or for sending to the birthday girlguy. Do not think about the worst. Doctor I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.

4172020 Sarcastic Birthday Messages. Do not think that you will be one more year old. May all your dreams and wishes come true today and every day.

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