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1112020 To the engineer the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. The bartender senses pain but obliges.

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The architect throws the can against the wall in a way that doesnt collapse the cave.

Jokes for engineers. The second one says Absolutely not. Real Engineers know the ABCs of Infrared. Real Engineers wear badges so they dont forget who they are.

4262019 The first student a mechanical engineer said God must be a mechanical engineer. Why was the software engineer bankrupt. 11152019 Some local engineers took a train for a service but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.

The second disagreed saying No no look at the electrical connections in the nervous system. An engineer an architect and a mathematician are trapped in a cave with nothing but a can of food each and they want to get the cans open so that they can eat. Engineering Jokes 1 Engineering Jokes 2 Engineering Jokes 3 Engineering Jokes 4 Engineering Jokes 5 Engineering Jokes - One Liners Engineering Jokes - Riddles.

Hed used all his cache. Good engineers dont need to remember every formula. The architect said I like spending time with my wife building a firm foundation of a marriage.

The engineer said I enjoy both. Look at all the joints. 812017 37 Hilarious Jokes Only For Engineers.

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Three engineers are discussing Gods engineering background. Why did the engineers cross the road. Real Engineers politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.

An engineer walks into a bar and says Give me a beer before the problem starts. The first one says God was clearly an electrical engineer. 11202020 Best laser-focused engineer joke A mechanical engineers wife goes missing so he goes to the police station to file a report.

God is an electrical engineer like me. The artist said I enjoy the time I spend with my mistress because of all the passion and energy. I cannot stop watching the Thug Robot voiceovers from based on a series of real demo videos from.

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I drove my own car. It ensures that all my budgets are irrational. 1302019 An architect artist and engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with their wives or mistresses.

They just need to know where they can find them. From A to B. The human nervous system is a feat of electrical engineering genius.

The engineer finds a rock and taps it against the weak spot of the can. An Engineer walks into a bar and says Give me a beer before the problems start. The engineer drinks the beer and then orders another Give me a beer before the problem starts.

He was a mechanical engineer. 12312020 Hilarious Jokes Funny Engineering Memes Crazy Videos 1. Sometimes a note is attached saying Dont offer me a ride today.

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