Golf Jokes For After Dinner

Here is the list of most funny golf jokes for all of you. -Bob Hope You think so much of your old golf game that you dont even remember when we were married.

10 Funniest Golf Jokes

After the 8th hole Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.

Golf jokes for after dinner. Boom - tons of cash comes sliding back across the. 7102019 Yes well being a Sunday I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf Okay but why are you so late I had to toss it 15 times Coach what is wrong with my game. Two lawyers Jon and Amanpreet head out for their usual 9 holes of golf.

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says OK frog now what The frog saysRibbit Roulette Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks What do you think I should bet The frog replies Ribbit 3000 black 6 Now this is a million-to-one shot to win but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. There was a bug in your soup but now its gone. I think Ive found the secret to playing better golf.

Thats disgusting dont talk about things like that over dinner. After another 6 months they received another letter reminding them of the previous letter and demanding action. 9142019 A lady is setting off to have a round of golf after a series of lessons with the club pro.

Show Business is just to pay the greens fees. Thank you for all your submissions. 932019 The Voice from the Clubhouse.

Ive been stung be a bee she said. Would the gentleman on the womans tee back up to the mens tee please. Amanpreet agrees and theyre off.

After about 6 months the club board received a letter from the womens club complaining about the men urinating on the golf course. Throw me my 8-iron. Finally the waitress comes over to the table and whispers discreetly to the woman Pardon me maam but I.

Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands works. Just ask my ex -wives. It was a sunny Saturday morning a little before 8 am I was on the first hole at The Oaks of St.

Jim calls out to his golfing partner in excitement Hey Bob come here I got trouble down here. George Golf Club and beginning my pre-shot routine when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. The husband ran off saying Ill go get some help.

If you drink dont drive. The frog says Ribbit. 10142019 Funny Golf Jokes.

Im hitting the woods just great but Im having a terrible time getting out of them. One day a player asked his coach. They go to Las Vegas and the guy says OK frog now what.

There are two things you can do with your head down play golf and pray. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. What is going wrong with my game Youre standing too close to the ball after youve hit it.

I just realized you cant get out of here with a 7-iron. Naturally they just ignored the matter. Whats wrong says the golf pro realising shed only been gone a short time.

They shoot a great game. After dinner and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night and go to sleep. A boy asks his father Dad are bugs good to eat.

5222019 Best golf jokes. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole. If the ball goes right its a slice if the ball goes left its a hook and it the ball goes straight its a miracle.

At the green on the first hole the atheist lines up for a short two-foot putt taps the ball and the ball slips around the edge of the cup and does not go in. 112009 Still the woman dining opposite him appears not to notice. Heart Attack A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack.

Car family golf men women. The husband says If we damage that house over there itll cost us a fortune. When I find one who can beat me then Ill listen.

Said the pouting wife. Now this is a million-to-one shot to win but after the golf game the young man figures what the heck. Where did it sting you asked the pro.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Watson look up at the sky and tell me what you see. Watson replied I.

After dinner the father asks Now son what did you want to ask me. Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve. Golf is played by twen ty million mature American men whose wives.

A man who plays golf to forget about work will soon go to work to forget about golf. Some hours later Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. 15 minutes after leaving the clubhouse she returns looking a little flustered and upset.

A variation of Dont drink and drive youll spill it and equally as horrific. Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. Ive never had a coach in my life.

- Lee Trevino. The frog replies Ribbit. Please dear I need help she said.

Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks What do you think I should bet. Two men a priest and an atheist are playing golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a 50 bet.

And dont even putt. Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out Whats the matter Jim. Funny golf quotes that kids will get.

Lets be extra careful honey. Click Here for a random Pick Up Line. -Lee Trevino Golf is my profession.

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