Jokes For Your Husband

A woman is at a doctor after her husbands check-up. Honey why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger.

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Jokes for your husband. Every time i hit you you never fight back. You white Me white. The Best Jokes about Husbands.

You should never be in a big rush to end your marriage with your spouse. Why is baby black. So now its just a waiting game.

A husband was looking at himself in the mirror and asked his wife will you still love me when I am old fat and bald She replied I do 120. Honey you always say your prayers at home before your dinner. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.

Okay but if you get back before me leave the light on. The best way to get your husband to do something is to suggest hes too old to do it. Thats at home my dear.

2152021 A husband is a guy who tells you when youve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. So I locked him outside. Adulthood is when the monster lies in the bed next to you.

Madam your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills. The doctor looks serious and says Mrs Connelly your husband is very sick. Because I married the wrong man.

How does it help. The only reason I am fat is because a skinny body couldnt possibly store all this personality. A white couple gets a black child.

My partner and I took out life insurance policies on each other. Doc when should I give them to him. I clean the toilet seat Husband.

Couple husband marriage travel wife A newlywed couple moves into their new house. How do you manage your anger. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room he shouted to his wife What setting do I use on the washing machine.

God gave me airbags cause Im precious. He needs to rest and not get upset. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says Honey you know in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking could you fix it.

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10172017 The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking. Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog. 2262017 If you were my husband I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.

I wish i was newspaper so i would be in your hands all-day. As opposed to what. Get a new car for your spouse itll be a great trade.

1 After a year the dog is still excited to see you. I too wish that you were a newspapers so i could have a new one everyday. My husband said he wanted more space.

I will prescribe you some sleeping pills. I use your toothbrush. I didnt say it was your fault I said I was blaming you.

His wife reminded him. Husband Ah thats why your face looks so stretched today. Childhood is when you go to the toilet in the night and then you run back and jump in your bed glad that the monster under the bed didnt get you.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps theyre too old to do it Ann Bancroft. You hot Me hot. She replies Its me talking to the wine 119.

2112018 Here are some jokes on husbands---- forwarded by a friend Tulsi Savani One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Marrying someone for their good looks is like buying a house for the paint color.

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