Jokes For People With Glasses

Bring that blind ass here baby. Then he says to the bartender I bet 100 I can piss into this glass from a meter away without a single drop on the floor.

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12242011 Smart In Glasses Wow.

Jokes for people with glasses. 8102006 Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. Ann E Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes.

Saw a chess player snacking on crisps whilst drinking from an exotic looking glass. Definitely not a good idea to crawl into the middle of the road patting the ground to look for them. See more ideas about funny optometry humor eye jokes.

Lenses jokes that are not only about photographer but actually working sunglasses puns like I told a girl you look great without glasses and The other day I told a girl You look great without glasses The Best 20 Lenses Jokes. Clock 12 Clothes 9 Fashion 2 Glasses 3 Makeup 8 Shoe 11 Underwear 8. Love me a girl with glasses.

So Dorothy Parker has said. I cant see very well these days. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes riddles and puns about glasses are clean and safe for children of all ages.

1132017 The worst thing that happened was that the wind blew my glasses into the road just as I was about to cross. The bartender agrees puts the glass on. Getting lost in flirtation.

Every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye. Then I need glasses. Glasses look cute on some and totally ugly on a few and downright hilarious in others.

The bartender gives him the glass. 93 entries are tagged with glasses jokes. Said Joan after she saw that her friend got glasses.

And when the lights changed again and the traffic continued they were gone forever. I was joking with my wife about 3-D glasses and got her to put some on. The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks.

But Im wearing glasses. A friends pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman. 0510 AM - 10 Jan 2017.

Ayla C Whats the difference between a well-dressed cyclist and a scruffy guy on a tricycle. The topic for this weeks one liners and puns is glass jokes which as normal come with no guarantee of humour or originality. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about glasses.

Glasses jokes that will give you eye fun with working monocle puns like Hey Dad have you seen my sunglasses and The man says to the bartender Glasses jokes that are not only about eye but actually working monocle puns like Hey Dad have you seen my sunglasses and The man says to. A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked Doctor will I be able to read after wearing glasses Yes of course said the doctor why not Oh. 3152006 As a long-time wearer of glasses I havent heard anybody say anything about them that I can remember.

She said it quite rightly theyre very unsightly but no one wears glasses to bed. Well he got 12 months. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that hes very depressed.

11122019 Between you and me something smells. Didnt the glasses help you The glasses are fine doc. Yeah you wear glasses its not really that big a deal better than walking around not being able to see anything.

Thats why I wear them in math class. Try taking the spoon out first. You like my new glasses asked Peter.

4302019 Wearing glasses is not that easy a task as it seems to be. Because it helps with division. 122018 Why should you wear glasses to maths class.

Thats what my mom said. Dec 21 2016 - Add a little humour into your life with these great eye-centric posts. In addition to making the wearer uncomfortable these also attract some bizarre quirky ridiculous and wicked jokes as these 20 funny quotes about wearing glasses will show you.

Of all the things to have that you dont like about your appearance wearing glasses is definitely the best because you. Christian M Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. A house doesnt jump at all.

That being said I DO have a little gag I like to play and it could easily be adapted to new glasses. Answers the snake dejectedly. A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for an empty glass.

With him the glass was always half empty. Without my glasses on I couldnt look for my glasses. They make you look really smart replied Joan.

Some people think that they are incredibly funny calling you four eyes really the joke is a little old. When ever you are feeling like a moron just remember Kim Kardashian played poker with mirrored glasses.

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