Jokes For High People

To get to High School. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.

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322017 20 Dopey Jokes Only Stoners Will Understand.

Jokes for high people. Call me Spiderman because Im in love with Mary Jane. My grandmother who had memory problems used to like telling us jokes. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck.

Hey fat kid why are you so damn fat. Why cant you do your calculus homework on a Friday night. Why was the picture sent to jail.

Shed start by saying Knock knock whos there Shed then say I cant remember and start crying. My short friend has a wicked sense of humour. Bye have a great day.

We all love a good joke especially those ones that can actually be shared with people. Oct 12 2018 - Explore LeeLees board High jokes. The first replies I dont know man there are so many fields to choose from.

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes. I can always lose some weight but you will always be a donkeys ass. 8132017 Vote on the jokes if you think they are funny if a joke gets enough votes well add them to the page.

Short Funny Jokes For Adults. When do you need to climb the ladder. Unbeknownst to many of us in what.

So Go ahead and read the jokes one by one 30 Funny Short people jokes that will make you Laugh out loud. 1132018 Two high school students are discussing their plans for after college. Two antennas got married.

Instantly the bar is filled with a million ducks the ducks are on the bar the ducks are on the stools the ducks are in the beers everyone is pushed against the walls by all the million ducks in the bar. The second asks What type of farming. A Barstool - this one is a but more trippy and unsafe but can work if you dont have safer ways to get high.

Because every time I sleep with your mother she gives me a cake. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. A step stool - This wont get you as high but it is good for a quick short high.

Weed doesnt make you cool it. Because it had too many problems. 5282015 These may have you scratch your head a little but once you figure the joke you are sure to react as if you just saw the gold coin on your table even though it.

1142016 But honestly the point of tall people jokes is supposed to be about height as intelligence looks and usefulness have nothing to do with height. Why did the freshman eat his homework. If you like to partake of the herb chances are youve chuckled victoriously at a few stoner jokes.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house. I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror. My father does it and it makes good money.

So if in the future you are going to make a joke about someone being tall actually make it about them being tall. 242019 Dark jokes present morbid upsetting subjects using humorous words or images. Lifes a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and lets get high.

Sex drugs rock. 10262020 I asked him Whats the word on the street. We all like to laugh even smart people.

So weve decided to come up with a collection of 160 jokes from around the web not ours thatll get you a laugh. Guy Telling Fatboy Joke. 6232014 14 Highly Intellectual Jokes You Probably Wont Understand.

Nothing is off-limits to him he makes fun of people their faces their hair and their personalities. Heres an example of a dark joke. One says to the other Im planning on going into farming.

The ceremony was ok but the reception was excellent. Because you cant drink and derive. Here goes the list of funniest jokes for adults.

Not all men are annoying. Because theyre all in High School. Why was the geometry book sad.

10302018 Thus we want no one including your short friends to get offended reading these jokes. See more ideas about hits blunt high jokes funny memes. 2252011 and the bartender says I Wish for a million bucks.

Fat Joke Comebacks. If i wanted to read jokes about them i would search it up. Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

6 shares 1K views. Im not fat Im hot and everyone knows that things expand when they are hot its science. Jokes to be Removed.

Angry the bartender yells I said BUCKS not DUCKS.

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