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Jokes faster than a. Hippos can run faster than humans on land and swim faster than humans in water. Faster than a new version of anything by Microsoft needing to be patched. Faster Than A.

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8252014 ANYONE WHO IS MORE INTERESTING THAN I AM IS A HIPSTER. I AM MAD AS FUCK AT ALL OF THEM Conor Tripler ConorTripler May 14 2014. 10182013 Faster than a horse.

3272008 2 way bus on a one way track going south towards yo momma. She ran faster than as far as I can spit. The man walks faster trying to hurry across the street but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.

But teach a man to fish and you saved yourself a fish havent you I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. ANYONE WHO IS LESS INTERESTING THAN I AM IS A BRO. Quicker than your mother can unbutton her overalls.

Why are most politicans in the closet or gay. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. A set of self hypnosis audio files to help nursing mothers sleep.

Light travels faster than sound. 492013 Faster than Ma could eat a corn cob. Then I corked the sink with the glass bottled the drink and drank the pour.

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Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon. I was in a bar the other day when a girl asked me What do you do. My axe isnt cutting it anymore its just too slow.

She agrees to the bet and they both jump off at the same time. So a man was driving on the highway with a speed limit of 90. Faster than a opossum running from a tractor.

Enjoy these hilarious and funny faster jokes. According to Albert Einstein there is nothing faster than the speed of light. Ten minutes later a cop pulls him over.

Faster than a cat on a mouse. When I had everything emptied I steadied the house with one hand counted the bottles corks glasses and sinks with the other which were twenty-nine. You can make something much more faster than light.

As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. Faster than a jet. Faster than a lamborghini.

Faster Than You Jokes A man is standing on a cliff and says to his wife I bet I can make it to the bottom faster than you. So he goes above 110. Now take a video camera and record it.

Faster than a cheetah could pounce on a limping political figure. She shone on the sun since she saw the sea shells shining in the sun. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and people at the windows realize that theyre headed straight.

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Faster than a speeding bullett. A man walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk for a faster way to cut down trees. Because at 69 they blow a rod.

1252008 I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. But he is wrong.

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