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Two million people from 70 countries voted on 40000 jokes in a 2002 study by Dr Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire and the British Association for the Advancement of Science to find out the funniest joke in the worldHere is the winner. 5212013 why donx27t u find something else to have a good laugh about there is someone out there when ur gona say the joke thatx27s gona be insulted and hurt would u like if someone made jokes about how fat ur NO thatx27s what I thought so shut up.

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If you can think of more please let us know in the comments and we can add to the list. Work hard play hard. 442018 You might be staring down your 40th birthday like its the barrel of a gun but turning the big 4-0 shouldnt be all doom and gloom.

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By now youve probably got a fairly good grasp on who you are. Try clicking on a comedians picture in their post and watch the. Heres a little list of workplace jokes that made us laugh.

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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. Laugh out loud with these funny office jokes. Well at least smile.

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There were two men. YouTubeEamonnMD These were all the best Everton jokes after their dramatic 4-0 defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside derby on Wednesday night. Hard work pays off in the future laziness pays off now.

You know who your real friends are and youve finally found somebody who will reliably give you a decent haircut. If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence. 27th August 2014 1026 am.

Jokes and videos in your inbox. Roberto Martnezs men were annihilated at Anfield following Ramiro Funes Moris red card on fifty minutes their opponents managed to register thirty-seven shots in total compared with Evertons three. Once installed simply call pyjoke from the command line or add it to your bashrc file to see a joke every time you open a terminal.

Kieran Clarke After Arsenals humiliating 4-0 defeat in Liverpool fans are once again berating the team and manager Arsne Wenger who are perceived by many to have been underachieving for several seasons past so weve collected the best jokes. A man saved his girlfriends phone number on his mobile as Low Battery. About unibrows I bet u hate something about ur self and imagin somebody making jokes about it.

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Most of us enjoy a good joke. I did not see that coming. The first mans name was Kevin.

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