Jokes For Seniors Birthday

Answering he heard his wifes urgent voice warning him Herman I just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Humor lightens your burdens inspires hopes connects you to others and keeps you grounded focused and alert.

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Jokes for seniors birthday. What did the elephant want for his birthday. The old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctors office having his hearing checked. Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday she was lonely a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure.

Birthday Wishes Ask a Silly Question. The third one said So am I. Three seniors are out for a stroll.

First one said Windy isnt it. That said I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age. Im almost 60 years old.

It was just the right size for swimming so he fixed it up with a picnic table a dock and shade trees. Oh darling she replies what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in. Forty-five years of misery is enough.

Baby birthday husband marriage wife For his birthday little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. Its hundreds of them. The doctor poked his light scope in the old mans ear and said Hey you have a suppository in your ear.

His father said Son wed give you one but the mortgage on this house is 280000 and your mother just lost her job. Whats a bees favorite day. Answering he heard his wifes voice urgently warning him Herman I just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on 280.

Heres to another koala-ty birthday. As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway his cell phone rang. Youve got to be kidding.

One of them remarks Its windy Another replies No way. An elderly man in North Carolina owned a large farm that happened to have a large pond. An elderly man in Denver calls his son in Los Angeles and says I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.

Lets go get a beer. 10232019 Old actors never die they just drop apart. A trunk full of gifts.

One evening the old farmer decided to tale a walk down to the pond and grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. We cant stand the sight of. A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park and she says My ear hurts me.

A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his phone rang. The bartender apologized but said he had to see the license. A birthday is a great time to take a moment to appreciate the little things.

Its Thursday The last one says Me too. She thought Ill call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages. Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress pain and conflict.

Being of sound mind I spent all the money Submitted by Arthur Bland. Said Herman Its not just one car. ----- Three old guys were out walking.

An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. The second one said No its Thursday. 3162020 Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.

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Mice cream and cake. ----- Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. 812019 Wishing you a whale of a good time on this birthday.

Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Lets have a soda Clean Funny Senior Citizen Jokes. The patrolman explained that the old gentleman had been lost in the city.

482020 Birthday Budget You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Please be careful Hell. Its hundreds of em.

To my friends astonishment a police car pulled up to her house and her elderly grand-father got out. After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts. Have a crab-u-lous day.

Have a llama fun. An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday.

He kisses it gently and asks Is it better now my darling. Said Herman Its not just one car. Its all gone giggles the girl but now I have a pain here and she points to her neck.

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