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Im almost 60 years old. 2122021 So here are some jokes for seniors thatll brighten their day with some hearty chuckles.

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You used to nibble on my ear Let me get my teeth Great old people jokes. Doctor after examining her. He ends by saying Do you have any questions for me Mrs.

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One of the ladies pulled out a condom cut off the end put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. Thought the old lady.

You used to sit closer to me said the woman. Clean Jokes for Senior Citizens. The little old lady looks at him haughtily and says Yes.

Ah the modern days I just saw a grandpa help a youngster who was staring into his phone to cross the street. The Best Jokes about Old Ladies. Old Age Jokes For Women 38 total.

They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. The old lady figured what the heck nobody will ever know. She gave him a call.

I know what the problem is take this pill three times a day and come back one month later. Four old ladies were sitting together. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they dont forget.

You know you are old when you have to buy super-sized alphabet soup. Used Car Salesman Jokes. Oh my he sounded sooo sensual.

I seen to fart a lot but there isnt any sound or smell whats the problem. You know you are old when you realize old age doesnt last that long. Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain.

You can get them at any drugstore. One of the ladies pulled out a condom cut off the end put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Doctor you have to help me I.

An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. You know you are old when you can relate to the Seven Dwarfs of Old Age. One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food she went to pay for it and the cashier said you cant buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog so she brought in her dog and she got the dog food.

Hi I hear you give a great massage. The second one says Well my son is a cardinal and when he walks into a room people say Your eminence. The first one says My son is a bishop and when he walks into a room people say Your excellence.

Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal 1 if its a boy or 78 cents if its a girl. Id like you to come to my motel room and give me one. 1 month later Old lady.

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated she rushed right in. You used to put your arm around me So the man put his arm around her. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.

The husband said No I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream. The next day the same old lady went to get some. 2262017 An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.

I dont know what you put in those pills but. You might want to write it down. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her.

The Best Jokes about Old Women. A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The interviewer asked her questions about her life about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80 and then about her new husbands occupation.

This way my cigarette doesnt get wet. Best Jokes for Seniors. Married Four Times The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

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