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Captain Hooks right hand man wanted to Broker a truce that would give Hook the ability to fly and give Peter and the Lost Boys safety from pirates. One can survive everything nowadays except death and live down everything except a good reputation. Everyone who gets the COVID vaccine has to get two shots except Eminem.

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Enjoy these hilarious and funny except jokes. From the above quotes clearly Oscar Wilde was not a stand-up comedian. An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the.

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30 days hath September April June and November all the rest have 31 except for March which was infinite. Help the site and rate the jokes that you think are good or bad. Weve collected the best of except jokes and puns just for you.

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The teacher said Lets begin by reviewing some American history. Olie and Lena are getting ready to go to a Halloween party. All the kids played together except for Jake he was playing with a snake.

Dictator Hot 7 years ago. His buddy replied between you and me we got em all. Ouch The magic of anti-jokes is that youre expecting a clever or punny punch line but instead the punch line is as anti-climactic and literal as possible.

When we were kids we used to be afraid of the dark. Why did Jesus die a virgin. Because like all men they wont stop to ask directions.

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