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How do you make holy water. The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

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The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago.

Clean jokes for couples. Even mismatched couples may described kindly. MayorofStoryville on September 27 2013. This Joke Already Won.

I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back. Comedians capitalize on these experiences in their acts because the situations are relatable and entertaining to their audience members. Whats the best day of the week to go to the beach.

Boil the hell out of it. She is an actress. Theres a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn. Every week I post 5 new jokes on my Facebook page check out Mayor of Storyville podcasts too. She talks about life as a newlywed and the odd things that couples have to figure out when they move in together.

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The cop approaches the car and says Its been a long day and my shift is almost over so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior Ill let you go. Man With A Bad Wife Tries To Escape The Cop. Its OK William just a couple more minutes and well be out of here.

Black and White. The child ran back to his father and said You lied to me. Just think fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.

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The interviewer asked her questions about her life about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80 and then about her new husbands occupation. How does a dog stop a video. The child then went to his mother asked her the same question and she told him We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.

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